Hurry Up W/ My Damn Croissant

backwoodsbarbie61:

*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?

flowury:

farmers market wearing @lolaya jewelry
zenonzequel:

ALRIIIIIIGHT
m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully
whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor
overtheenvelope:

mallgrunge:

zeinspiration:

everything is made of snoop dogg

i have been waiting for this post to come around again for a long long time

this is artistic genius.
fuckingnaps:

Red keepin it real
simplysfans:

WE HAVE A PRIVATE JOKE WITH TAYLOR ABOUT BECKY AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN TWO WEEKS OF TUMBLR AND WE MADE IT ON A SHIRT. WHO ELSE DOES THIS?!

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.